Adding My Voice to the Global Chorus of Idiots

I have decided to add my voice to the global chorus of idiots; I have decided to blog (*spit*). I promise I will never again use the word blog as a verb, or even use it much at all. You're welcome. Why the change in heart? I have finally found the silver lining in the blogosphere's (*spit spit*) cloud of stupidity: the elephantine web.